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OPSS D-9373 border rejection. Water beads inside, splits easily. Not a consumer recall of toys already in homes.

We do not publish a typical ticket. Named-shop links stay on certified lines only. Catalogue 2026-09-14. Notices 2026-09-14.

Official notice

Squishy Dumpling D-9373

Serious choking risk: dumpling material breaks apart easily, releasing water beads. Hydrated beads can block a young child's airway.

Import rejected at the border (not a consumer recall of units already in homes).

OPSS · 2026-09-04

Product Safety Alert: Water Beads (PSA7)

Water beads can pose a serious risk of gastrointestinal blockage requiring surgery, or asphyxiation (suffocation or choking).

See the official notice for parent actions.

OPSS · 2024-09-19

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RMS Mystery Dumpling is a named line from RMS / Crazy Fun. We never hold stock. Never microwave a squishy.

Water beads can choke or block the gut. Keep them away from little children. This scan did not measure chemicals.

Never microwave a squishy. A scan does not measure chemicals. No DMs or trades.

A scan looks for packaging and copy tells only. It is not a lab test, recall notice, or chemical analysis.