The Bao Patrol
Calm facts, not panic
Trusted shops and honest copy tells.
De-glooping looks for packaging and copy tells only. It is not a lab test, recall notice, or chemical analysis.
Hazard index
Rogue squishies nearby
1 active recall on the Rogue Gallery.
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Active notices
Core dumpling / bao notices
UK OPSS and US CPSC steamer/basket notices — kept separate. Rainbow Mystery UK (VOC) is not US OKK D08004 (water beads).
UKSqueezy Dumplings
Recalled from end users by Samsons Cash and Carry Ltd. Stop use; keep out of reach of children. Contact samsonscashandcarry@hotmail.co.uk.
UKSquishy Dumpling D-9373
Import rejected at the border (not a consumer recall of units already in homes).
UKPipihome Rainbow Mystery Squishy Bun sold via Amazon
Import rejected at the border. Amazon listing removed.
UKVerifySquishy Dumpling Bun Squeeze Toy
Import rejected at the border and destroyed.
USGIHNJSI Squeezy Dumplings
Stop use. Write RECALLED on toy and tan container, discard, email photo to GIHNJSI_recall@163.com for refund. No incidents reported.
USRainbow Mystery Squishy Bun Toys
Stop use. Write RECALLED on toy and tan container, discard, email photo to recall@okktoys.com for refund. No incidents reported.
USIvyapingdianpu Squishy Bun Toys
CPSC urges stop use and dispose. Do not sell or give away. No refund offered by the firm. No incidents reported.
Agency-wide alerts
Cross-cutting water-bead and counterfeit squishy guidance.
USConsumer Safety Alert: Fake and Counterfeit Squishy Toys; Microwave Burn Hazard
Do not buy fakes. Stop using toys matching the cues. Never microwave or heat squishy toys. Keep away from hot cars, sunlight, heaters.
UKProduct Safety Alert: Water Beads (PSA7)
See the official notice for parent actions.
UK council and Guernsey warnings
Seizures and parent warnings — not extra national SKUs unless they cite OPSS.
UKSwansea Trading Standards warning: viral squishy dumpling toys
Check the council notice. Stop use if packaging or smell matches.
UKNorthumberland Trading Standards warning over squishy toys
Check the council notice. Stop use if packaging or smell matches.
UKGloucestershire: nearly 2,000 unsafe squishy toys seized
Check the council notice. Stop use if packaging or smell matches.
UKMilton Keynes: 711 gel-filled toys seized including counterfeit squishy dumplings
Check the council notice. Stop use if packaging or smell matches.
UKRhondda Cynon Taf: 224 unsafe squishy toys surrendered
Check the council notice. Stop use if packaging or smell matches.
UKHull: more than 1,000 Squeezy Dumplings seized (benzene)
Check the council notice. Stop use if packaging or smell matches.
GGGuernsey Trading Standards warning over fake squishy dumpling toys
Check the council notice. Stop use if packaging or smell matches.
UKRenfrewshire: more than 1,000 unsafe squishy toys removed
Check the council notice. Stop use if packaging or smell matches.
UKOxfordshire: counterfeit squishy toys seized (NeeDoh Nice Cubes and fruit squishies)
Check the council notice. Stop use if packaging or smell matches.
UKCornwall Trading Standards warning over squishy dumpling (bao) toys
Check the council notice. Stop use if packaging or smell matches.
Adjacent official squishy notices
Sand/asbestos stretchies, mesh-bag donut toy, slime, eggs — not dumpling-named unless noted.
UKChristmas Squishy Toys 24pcs sold via Amazon
Amazon listing removed. Stop use; keep out of reach of children; contact distributor for redress.
UKRussko Limited Jumbo Duck Mega Squishy
Import rejected at the border and destroyed.
UKSquishy Dino and Unicorn Eggs sold by Matalan
See the official notice for parent actions.
UKVerifySquishy Dino and Unicorn Eggs (PMS International)
Recalled from distributors and end users by PMS International after the Matalan recall.
UKSquishy Donut Toy
Import rejected at the border and destroyed.
UKPinch Family Slime-Filled Doughnut
Withdrawn from the market.
UKGlitter Ice Cube Squeezy Toy
Import rejected at the border.
UKSqueezy Dinosaur Toy
Local authority requiring recall from end users by Samsons Cash and Carry Ltd. Contact samsonscashandcarry@hotmail.co.uk.
UKSquishy Sausage Dogs and Squishy Pugs
Stop use. If undamaged, heavy-duty bag, double tape, label, store away from children. If sand accessible, wet cleanup with gloves and mask, double-bag. Dispose in household waste or return to store for refund.
UKWizz Toys Squishy Puppies
Withdrawn and recalled by PMS International. Stop use immediately.
UKWizz Toys Squishy Sand Yeti Monsters
Withdrawn and recalled by PMS International.
UKWizz Toys Squishy Sausage Dog
Withdrawn and recalled by PMS International.
UKORB Funkee Sand Toys
Stop use. If still packaged, heavy-duty bag, double tape, label, store away from children. If sand used, wet cleanup with gloves and mask, double-bag. Return to retailer for refund.
UKSand-Filled Weirdo Toys sold via Amazon
Withdrawn and recalled from end users by Nico Toys Limited.
UKKTL 2.2kg Squishy Hot Colour Gorilla Toy sold via OnBuy
Recall from end users, listing removal, market withdrawal.
UKKTL Squeezy Splatter Pig
See the official notice for parent actions.
UKKTL Squishy Stretchy Capybara
See the official notice for parent actions.
USOrb Funkee Squeeze Toys
Take away from children. Verify code/lot, bag, photo to customerservice@orbtoys.com. If ruptured, mask, gloves, damp cloths, double-bag, dispose per local rules.
USShawshank LEDz Squeeze Plush Ball Monsters and Easter Squeezable Toys
See the official notice for parent actions.
If you see water beads
- Keep water beads away from children under 5. Supervise older children.
- If the toy skin splits and beads come out, stop play and keep beads away from mouths.
- Beads can expand in the gut (often hard to see on X-ray). Symptoms may start hours or a day later.
- If you think a child swallowed a bead or has breathing trouble: seek urgent medical care (999 if severe). Take a sample to A&E if possible.
Never microwave squishies
- Never microwave, oven-heat, or intentionally heat squishies — viral videos are dangerous.
- Do not leave in a hot car, direct sun, or on a heater. Gel can superheat and burst.
- If burned: cool under running water for 20 minutes. No ice, creams, oils, or butter (NHS).
- Face, large, or deep burns: 999 or A&E. Unsure: NHS 111.
Report unsafe toys
- England & Wales — Citizens Advice (passes to Trading Standards): 0808 223 1133 · Info
- Scotland — Advice Direct Scotland (Trading Standards Scotland): 0808 164 6000 · Info
- Guernsey — Trading Standards: 01481 220379 · Info
SquishID does not file reports for you. Citizens Advice passes cases to Trading Standards.
Toxic Buns tells
- Listed price well below Smyths, Entertainer, Argos, or Tesco for the same style of toy.
- Misspelled brand or character on the hang tag.
- Missing care label or UK importer / responsible person on the packaging.
- Stock photos only, no UK returns address on marketplace listings.
- Car boot, discount shop, or social ad with no proper packaging (Glasgow, North Northants TS).
- Strong petrol, solvent, or unusual chemical smell (Cornwall, Warrington, Swansea TS).
- Burst, leaking, sticky, or oily gel filling.
- Skin splits and water beads or glitter liquid are visible inside.
- Small parts or eyes that detach easily on a young child's toy.
Certified Softies vs avoid
Trusted shops: Smyths Toys, The Entertainer, Argos, Tesco. A UKCA or CE mark alone is not enough — fakes copy marks.
Not medical advice. Not a chemical lab. Check official UK recall sources for the latest alerts.